guess who went to LA for a day and had to express her engorged boobies into a nasty toilet not once but three times! yuck!
I landed in the am, headed straight to a clien’t office for a meeting, left there and went back to the hotel to change for the BET awards, where I went with a client. Halfway into some star’s performance, I looked down and realized owwie! Holy Engorgement! I forgot my portable breast pump. *sigh* It’s not like it woulda fit in my clutch purse anyway. So….I had to express it out in the john. nastiness!!!!
We dint have time to go home after the award show, but to head straight to the “official” afterparty that took place at the landmark and historic Roosevelt Hotel. Our contact was already there waiting to give us our tickets to the event which featured mucho B list and a few A listers, BET employees, industry executives and some general members of the public who purchased tickets from somebody sellign them on Ebay or something. I never seen so many hoochie mamas in one room. Well technically several ballrooms, the VIP room, and poolside, but you get my point.
While there, I had to relive myself of engorgement at least two times. At least there the bathrooms were pretty decent. I still had to wait in long lines of women with long flowy bleached hair, mini dresses that shamefully shouldn’t be allowed to be called a dress they were so damn short and fake boobies! at one point, I thought my perfectly round orbs looked quite fake like silicone implants.
Ha! I guess I fit in there after all!
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