It’s countdown to the United States’ last game in the first round of the FIFA 2014 World Cup, if you are still looking for a way out of work to catch the game which starts around noon, here you go:

1. An excuse letter from coach in case you skipped work today. Take this in to your boss tomorrow and if you still have a job, then it worked!

2. Take a A long lunch

3. Fake a toothache which requires you to get out of work early.

4. Fake a tummy ache which requires you to get out of work early.

Then head down to one of the many major screens set up in cities and towns world wide for residents and folks to catch the game.