Celebrities can’t have all the fun, giving their children odd, peculiar and eh hem “unconventional” baby names. Now it is your turn!!
Since announcing the contest 10 days ago, we’ve gotten nearly 100 entrants in the Ugly Baby Name Contest.
Check out the final listing submitted by those who entered names by May 30 to the right of the page.—————>
Those submitting these names are vying for the top prize: $100 in cash to start baby’s savings fund and $400 in prizes, listed HERE.
We couldn’t pick ourselves off the floor laughing at some of these entries. Honestly, we really could NOT believe the claims of those saying they knew real people or children with these names. Come on now, you really knew a mom to six kids who couldn’t think of a sixth name and called her last “What Eva”? Okay.
And how about all of the hospital maternity nurses and teachers writing in to submit the actual names of REAL children!?! EEEK!
And then there were the duplicates. There will have to be a raffle if any of these entries submitted by different people get picked: Dorcas, Vagina, Candita, Placenta and the twins, Oranjello and Lemonjello. Interestingly enough, those submitting the twins names both claim to personally know these twins. Hmmm. The curiouser and curiouser. Could there be more than one set of Oranjello and Lemonjello running around somewhere in this world?
I’m not sure how I feel about my mother’s name showing up on the list, though (*pout*). And someone submitted the name of one of my best friend’s ex-boyfriend, who also happens to be named for a 1960s cartoon character. Maybe that is a good thing.
Not to bias the competition but La-ah (pronounced la-dash-ah) stood out, as did Sealy Posturpedy’Lily (named for the mattress the girl was conceived on and her mom’s favorite flower).
We can’t lie, Unidastasovamerikaliqua, a girl named after the United States of America, was a gem.
Snottyboogarragg, Zorkinbooble, Rumdidit, and Fubcuss Flubberfongerling get quality points for originality.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS.
Your candidates for the Ugliest baby name contest. Look to the right of the page, to put in your vote. You can vote more than one answer, but only once. The top 10 vote getters by June 5th will be listed for a run off and the top vote getter of that contest wins $100 in Cash and $400 in maternity and pregnancy related prizes from the BELLYITCH SWAG CLOSET.
It’s not too late to add yours to the mix, submit them in the comments below for the second prize drawing!