Peanut Butter is fattening. Kate Middleton is svelte and obviously watches her figure. This week during a visit to a United Nations aid depot in Copenhehagen, the couple were afforded an assortment of peanut paste. Kate probably thought “um no, a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips. I’m gonna pass on that home skillet.” Boom! British press interpret that the mean she MUST be pregnant. Royal press went out of their way to say she does not have a peanut allergy and just this week, in an odd twist of conincidence, the Royals changed the succession rules so that the first born daughter now qualifies to be next in line as heir to the throne, not just the first born son as before.
I’m not buying it. I’m watching my waistline myself. ha!