Recall our very popular post about crazy inventions for babies. You know, what we missed right? Crazy inventions for pregnant and new moms including this Simple Wishes Handsfree breast pump for Medela. The product which retails for $33.95 is probably a lifesaver for the too busy mom who has too much going on and has little to no time to sit there idly and holding those tiny bottles while her body does its part time job as a cow. Freedom!
That seat belt fitting around your growing belly can be tough. Well worry no longer, Dreambaby makes the Bump Belt for $14.95 which positions the belt under the belly. The makers claim the seat and belt make a car ride even more comfortable for the baby inside you tummy! Well imagine that! No more jabs in the ribs for driving too fast over that speed bump! Thumbs up from junior for the smoother ride.
When the baby comes and eventually gets into preschool, she will be hogging all the stickers, well get your fix before arrival with these Belly Banter Pregnancy stickers. Each set of 15 stickers which sell for $14.99 comes with sayings to announce the pregnancy or alert shoppers at the grocery store to the obvious? Not sure I get the purpose but maybe I’m not thinking out of the box enough.
Shut the front door! Man, I can use this now myself and I had my last kid nearly 5 years ago! We all know that along with your belly, other parts of a woman’s body spread during pregnancy, especially the hips! Well this product by UpSpring, ShrinkHipsX promises to narrow down your hips by wearing this belt! Wow! That’s it?! No pesky diet plans or Pilates? Sign me up! For $54.99 that sure does beat hundreds of bucks on a personal trainer!
Moms, vividly recall how massively heavy your boobs got when that milk came in. Sometimes, they were just too heavy to lift into the shower and you’d just opt to stay smelly instead. Alas, here comes The Shower Hug to the rescue. This cotton wrap made just to cradle your breasts while in the shower and retails for $29.95 is just the place to rest your weary oversized breastesses while you shower. Ah relief.
Once a name brand whore always. Sure no one will know you are wearing a belly shrinker wrap under your clothes that bears a checkered pattern similar to that famous couture brand, Burberry, but you will. That’s why you’d go out and nab this Belly Bandit Couture belly shrinker for $55.95. Fashionistas don’t compromise even while working on whittling their post-pregnancy baby bulge down.
This! The name of this product. Hilarious. You don’t have to buy it. You can make this salve for easing pain from nursing HERE and of all places from a website called “LeastLikely2Breastfeed.net! Too funny. And while there, you might as well check out the Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly for vaginal moisture. Ha!